We finally decide on the bus...and I make a really stupid joke. (Bell Hop. Bell, that is. And Hop.)

I think Greyhound is the best bet. Have I mentioned that I'm really stupid? Just making sure.

I thought it was such a good idea. Whoa. Was I wrong.

About my friend in Ukraine, and what must be done.

We have a lovely lunch at the 203 (where I mystify a sane person again), and then head for the Botanicals.

I provide a few wild and wooly videos. Complete with Giant Armadillos.