We arrive in what may be the most beautiful airport in North America...and I find I have a light case of not breathing.

I explore airport parking services, consider long-horned cattle, and, gasp! one of my ideas is almost not stupid. Will wonders never cease?

In which we discover the joys of airport parking services, compete with several tons of long-horned cattle.

We begin our trip to New Mexico...because it is just too d*mn hot in Texas. And besides, we love New Mexico.