I realize I could have avoided the Winfield Disaster by not being an idiot. Phooey.

We finally get to Winfield. And guess what? There’s one last, twisted, gawdawful punchline to the dang joke.

It’s 3 a.m. in Winfield. We’re finally there. And...and...it’s not over yet. (Argh.)

We finally get to Oklahoma...just before the storm. (Yikes.)

A tale of rental cars, distained discounts, deathless enmity, and, oh yes, the dancing Loch Ness Monster.

I am Uber-whelmed. And other comedies. #stampoutennui #xcargo #bustravel 

We enjoy Hens and Hops, and then we're off to rent a car to continue North.

We arrive in Dallas and discover that America has serious problems.

We discover that the bus was not as we thought it was.

We finally decide on the bus...and I make a really stupid joke. (Bell Hop. Bell, that is. And Hop.)